I Can’t Be Trusted Alone With You, Joann
Listen, JOANN. We both know I could spend all night just staring into your aisles. The problem is I should be halfway home with dinner in hand. The wife would KILL me if she found out I was here again. But when I realized how close by you were, I couldn’t stop thinking about exploring every inch of you or how much I had to pee. And your bathroom makes me feel like the only boy in the world. But this is the third time I’ve seen you this week and I really shouldn’t engage in anything other than a little light touching. THAT’S IT. (READ MORE)
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Elon Musk & Vince McMahon Set to Launch SpaceXFL
In mid-April, the COVID-19 pandemic killed the XFL’s comeback season that hundreds of Americans had anticipated since 2001 and forced Vince McMahon’s Alpha Entertainment to file Chapter 11 bankruptcy on the league’s behalf. Two weeks after the delivery of his alphanumeric son, X Æ A-12, Elon Musk hinted via Twitter he wanted to tag team up with his fellow egomaniacal billionaire for a business venture on the red planet. (READ MORE)
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